The Ramble cast is sitting in random places of the RR(Ramble Room), Lissa and Meg are playing with staple guns, and Gero and Roshi are hiding for some reason. Goten and Trunks are playing with nerf darts. They're on a team against Ashka and Pasha...
Goten: Matrix! *dodges a nerf dart with lightning-fast speed*
Trunks: *sneaks up behind Pasha, and shoots her with a nerf dart* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *runs*
Meg: *snickers* Ooooh Geeerrroooo! Come here my DARLING! *flicks the staple gun, and a staple flies into a nearby wall*
Gero: *trying not to run to Meg* Muusstt...eessscaappee...GAH! Her poowweers over me are! Amazing!
Lissa: Grr... where'd Roshi go??
Videl: Uhm...guys...Staple guns? I thought we weren't allowed weapons since...you know...*gestures to Gokou, who is chewing on sticky tac*
Lissa: *tears up and puts her staple gun in the trash compactor*
Meg: *does the same* Why?? My poor gun...now I'm completely un-armed...>.<
Gero: *jumps out of the nearby closet* MY LOVE! I COUDN'T STAND TO BE AWAY FROM YOU ANY LONGER!!
Meg: *screams in terror and runs around the room with Gero chasing her*
Lissa: Uh oh...that's not good...*looks around frantically* I NEED TO HIDE!!! *dives under a couch*
Roshi: *also under the couch* We're finally alone! Hee hee hee!
Lissa: *screams and dives OUT from under the couch, knocking over Trunks who was running from Pasha*
Trunks: Waaaahhh!!! *goes flying into the wall* X.x;;
Pasha: Mwaahhhaaa! *readies her nerf gun and aims at Trunks*
Goten: *looks over at Pasha, Trunks and Lissa* Hey no fair! You got outside help!
Ashka: *prods Goten with her gun* What are you saying? That we wouldn't have won without Lissa's help?
Trunks: *groaning* Exactly...
Pasha: Grrrr, you're just saying that because we're GIRLS!
Goten: Well, it's true. Guys are stronger than girls. We would have won if you hadn't cheated!
Ashka and Pasha: CHEATED?!?!?!!
Goten and Trunks: YEAH! CHEATED!!
Meg: What?? What?!? I DIDN'T JUST HEAR YOU BOYS SAY GIRLS HAVE TO CHEAT TO WIN!
Goten: YEAH! You did!!
Lissa: *after crawling across the room* Of course you know, THIS MEANS WAR!!! *kicks Roshi away*
Meg: *shoves Gero into Gokou, who was still eating sticky tac* We'll show you >.O
Ashka: So it's settled! A game of WAR! Guys vs Girls! The Battlefield: Uhh....
Lissa: Leave that to me! *snaps her fingers and the RR grows 5 times its normal size, and becomes a wasteland with nothing but two bunkers on each side, trenches, a few trees, and LOTS of mud*
All but Lissa: Oooo! *.*
Meg: So! Gather your troops and LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!! *stomps off towards the girls' bunker*
All girls: *follow suit*
Goten: We'll show them! *marches off towards the guys' bunker*
All guys: *follow suit*
In the girls' bunker, everything was going well. Pasha told everyone what had happened, and everyone was dressed, pumped, and ready for action...
Meg: *in an army suit* Ok, here are the rules!
1. No lethal weapons
2. No special powers
3. No foul language
Bulma: Other than that we can go nuts and kick some ass?
Lissa: Yup! ^.^
Chichi: No lethal weapons? Does that include my frying pan?
Ashka: Is it lethal?
Chichi: *shakes her head*
Ashka: Then go nuts! >D
Videl: Oh! We're forgetting something!
Meg: What's that?
Videl: WAR PAINT!! >D
All girls: YEAAAAHHH!!!!!!
And so, the girls put on war paint and hand out their nerf guns. Meanwhile, at the guys' bunker...
Trunks: But dad! You HAVE to fight! Our manly pride is at stake!
Vejita: I will not participate in a pointless war that doesn't allow us to use our powers!
Piccolo: So basically, you think there's no reason to try because we'll lose to them. Right Vejita?
Vejita: NEVER! No WOMAN will ever defeat a Saiyajin Warrior! ><
Gohan: Hehe. Piccolo, you gonna have a problem shooting at Meg and Lissa? You're almost like their bodyguards ^^
Piccolo: I'll survive. Make sure you don't wuss out and shoot your heart out, Gohan.
Gohan: Of course!
Trunks: Great! Let's get geared up and ready to go, the first wave is starting soon!
And so, all the guys dress up in army suits and hand out their nerf guns, preparing to charge onto the battlefield...
Meg: *pacing in front of the group of girls* ARE WE GONNA LET THOSE GUYS CALL US WEAK?
All girls: NO SIR!
Lissa: ARE WE GONNA LET THEM CALL US CHEATERS?
All girls: NO SIR!
Meg: THEN LET'S GET OUT THERE, AND SHOW THOSE GUYS WHAT WE'RE MADE OF!!!
All girls: YEEAAH!! CHARRRGGEE!! *charge out of their bunker armed with nerf guns and garbage can lids as shields*
Goten: HERE THEY COME MEN! LET'S SHOW THESE GIRLS HOW TO RUMBLE! CHAAARRRGGEEE!!!
All guys: AAAHHHH!!! *charge out of their bunker, armed with only their guns*
Trunks: *see the girls' shields* Kuso! I KNEW we forgot something! OK MEN! DODGE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DODGED BEFORE!!!
Pasha: *runs to the front, and starts firing at Trunks like there was no tomorrow*
Trunks: EEP! MATRIX! *starts dodging sponges like crazy, sometimes shooting back*
Gohan: *sees Chichi, Bulma, and Videl place a Ballzooka loaded with water balloons in the ground and aim* OH NO! BALLZOOKA!!!!!!! *dives in a nearby trench*
Videl: MWAHAHAHAH!!! *fires the Ballzooka and lands a water balloon in the middle of the group*
Chichi: *leaves Videl to the Ballzooka and charges at Gokou with nothing but her frying pan*
Gokou: *sees Chichi coming towards him, oblivious to the pan in her hand* Hi Chichi!
Vejita: LOOK OUT KAKAROTTO! *slams Gokou to the side while shooting nerf darts at Chichi*
Chichi: ACK!! *stops charging and starts backing away, dodging nerf darts as she goes*
Piccolo: *snuck around the whole war and made it to the other side of the rumble. Scans the crowd and spots Meg, who has her back to him* FIRE! *shoots a paintball at her*
Meg: *feels a sharp pain on her butt* AH! MY ASS! I THINK I BROKE MY ASS!!! *starts jumping around screaming*
Piccolo: *chuckles and spots Lissa, who's closing in on Roshi with a paintball gun* FIRE! *shoots a paintball at Lissa*
Lissa: *sees a paintball go flying by her face* WAH!! *spins around and spots Piccolo* AH!!! THEY MADE IT AROUND US!! GET HIM! *charges at Piccolo, firing like mad*
Piccolo: ACK!!! *runs into the crowd, and gets nailed with a nerf dart* OW!!!! *keeps running*
Gero: Where is my precious...? *suddenly gets nailed in the head with a water balloon* AAHHH!! I'M MELTING!! *runs back to the bunker*
Videl: WAHOO! THAT WAS FOR MEG!!
Trunks: *looks up from his trench to see that the guys were losing* AH! NO! RETREAT!!!!
All guys except Vejita: AAAHHH!! *run back towards the bunker*
Goten: *grabs Vejita and drags him along* COME ON VEJITA! WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME!!
Vejita: *with paint spots in his hair* THIS ISN'T OVER WOMAN!! I'LL GET YOU YET!!
Bulma: *holding a paintball gun* I LOVE YOU TOO HONEY!! *blows a kiss to Vejita*
All girls: *laugh at Bulma and retreat to the bunker, cheering*
And so ends the first wave! But what could happen next? Will the guys get organized? Stay tuned for Part 2!!
