It's early morning in the RR. Well, actually, it's 9 o'clock, but on summer vacation that's really early. Everybody's asleep except Sean, because he's drugged up on caffeine. He's sitting in the living room sorting through the stacks of games that Meg got for the RR. He pauses and pulls out one labeled "Final Fantasy Seven"...
Sean: Eh... why not? Main character has a sword. Villain has a sword. Might be interesting. *shoves it in the PS2 and takes a seat on the couch with a controller*
The main credits start rolling by...
Sean: *starts pounding on buttons* Damnit. This is boring. Where's the fighting?! *watches the LOAD and NEW GAME screen appear* ...Hn. I'm sure as hell not going to start my own game. I hear Meg bitching about having to get through the Midgar all the time. *goes to LOAD* .....They're all labelled TRUNKS and GOTEN as main characters. How shitty!
After searching through many save archives, finally, in archive 8, he found one that was labelled "Cloud" as a main character. It was Meg's.
Sean: Cargo ship, eh? Sounds good to me. *loads game and watches as little Cloud runs around on a ship* Hehe... little polygon Cloud. Run! Run!! ....Aw shit. *watches as Sephiroth appears on the screen* Oh yeah, like I knew that was going to happen! This game sucks! *rummages for remote and goes to turn off the TV*
~*TOTALLY EXPECTED SUPER BIG FLASH!*~
Sean: *blinks then looks at the remote* Oh. Oops. Wrong button.
Sephiroth: ....Where the hell am I?
Cloud: Prepare to die, Sephiroth! *lunges with sword*
Sephiroth: Damnit! *smacks Cloud away* Get lost! Why do you insist on following me everywhere?!
Cloud: *blinks in surprise* Speaking of everywhere... where are we?
Sephiroth: Augh! You're such an idiot!
Sean: Hey, I have an idea.
Seph & Cloud: *stop and look at Sean*
Sean: How about you both shut the hell up so I can TELL you where you are?
Cloud: *blinks and looks at Seph* He has a point.
Sephiroth: Will you shut up?!
Cloud: *draws sword...again* Why don't you make me?
Sean: *sweatdrops* Damnit. I know how to solve this. *grabs Cloud's collar and drags him away*
Sephiroth: *blinks*
Sean: *walks into Meg's room, ignoring the fact that she's still sleeping, opens her closet door and shoves Cloud inside* There. *closes and locks it with a padlock* Heh heh heh. *walks back to the living room*
Sephiroth: *grinning wolfishly* I like your style. Let me ask - do you have any evil ambition?
Sean: My ass is made of evil ambition, does that count?
Sephiroth: *blinks* .....Uh......Sure.
Sean: Cool then.
Sephiroth: *shrugs* Wanna take over the world?
Sean: *ponders* Why not? Not like I have anything else to do.
Sephiroth: Okay then. We might need help since there's so much of the world, though. Do you know any other evil people?
Sean: Erg... *sweatdrops* Do we really have to?
~Twenty minutes and two phone calls later....~
Relena: *sitting on a couch and gushing* I can't believe I was chosen to be an evil person! Do you think Heero will be proud of me, big brother? I really hope he will. I try ever so hard to make him proud of me but he always leaves when I'm about to tell him about the way we're going to live for the next forty years! And before you ask, forty years is how long I give him before he loses his sinly good looks. Don't you think Heero's handsome, big brother?
Zechs: *staring at Relena in horror from his seat on the couch beside her* Uh. Okay?
Relena: Of course his good looks can't survive forty years. So I'll have to divorce him or he'll have to die - either way is fine - and then I'll find a new husband! Of course, no husband will be better off than the Queen of the World, but I...
Treize: *blinks at Relena from across the room, then shifts his gaze to Zechs* She does know that she is no longer the Queen of the World, right?
Zechs: *glares at Treize* You do know that I blame all of this on you, right? You HAD to pick up the phone!
Sephiroth: *falls through the ceiling and lands on his feet* Greetings.
Sean: *walks in through the door* Damn dramatic people. Always taking the flashy way.
Relena: I know you! You're from the place that Heero hangs out at! Is Heero there? Have you seen Heero? Does he looks like he's getting old? Do you think he'll be too ugly to marry me?
Sephiroth: *arches an eyebrow at Sean* THIS is your evil person?
Sean: *wincing as Relena continues to speak* She seems pretty evil to me.
Zechs: Do you have any duct tape? She is really starting to get on my nerves, and Mr. Selfish over there took the only single chair.
Treize: *shrugs* I offered you a seat, Zechs.
Zechs: We're at an EVIL meeting! I'm not going to sit on your lap at an EVIL meeting!
Relena: And his name is not Zechs. It is Milliardo Peacecraft. He is a proud and noble member of Cinq, which is where I rule the world from. Also...
Sephiroth: *eyebrow twitches* SILENCE! *opens palm towards Relena*
Relena: *looks confused as to why her lips are moving and no sound is coming out*
Sean: *grins* Awesome. You gotta teach me that. Sometimes Meg goes into these major babble-fits and we can't shut her up.
Sephiroth: I'll teach you later. Right now we have to plan on taking over the world!
Relena: *claps her hand and grins when they make a sound*
All: *sweatdrop*
Treize: *lounges in his chair* World conquest sounds most endearing. When shall we begin?
Sephiroth: Right now. We have to take over every plane of existence, or there is a chance that some may rise against us.
Zechs: Won't that require an army?
Treize: I have an army.
Zechs: Won't that require an army that can use magic?
Treize: Some of OZ's soldiers practice witchcraft.
Sean: Treize, you can take over the GW world, okay? I don't think it'll be too much trouble to use your withcraft-practicing army to take over five gundams. Especially when the Gundam Pilots are at the RR.
Relena: *jumps up and starts waving her arms excitedly*
Sephiroth: *glares* What the hell do you want?
Sean: No, you can't go visit Heero! Because... *thinks back*
Relena: ...What were we talking about?
Meg: You were just going to throw yourself off a cliff
Relena: ...Really?
Meg: Yeah... So your koi Heero can save you and you'll live happily ever after on the moon in a fishing shack...
Relena: I said all that?
Lissa: Yup.
Relena: You think I'd remember something like that..
Goten: Funny, isn't it?
Trunks: You'd better get to that cliff, before someone beats you to it!
Relena: *gasps* YOU'RE RIGHT! *clambers out*
Sean: Aha! You can't go visit Heero because he's not there! Heero went on a mountain-climbing expadition in Texas. Yeah, Texas. Besides - Heero would want you to be an evil ruler.
Relena: *considers then nods slowly*
Sean: *grins* One point for Sean.
As their evil meeting continues, we go back to the RR to check on the once-sleeping people...
Lissa: *glaring at the PS2* Okay, who left this on?!
Goten: Not me or Trunks. We always turn it off. And Meg usually checks anyway.
Lissa: *frowns* Hmm... Somebody go wake Meg up.
All: No way!
Lissa: *blinks* Why not?
Gohan: *frowns* She's majorly aggressive when she wakes up.
Gero: I won't even go in there in the morning!
Lissa: *sweatdrops*
Out of nowhere, the GW guys walk in. Yes, Heero is with them
Pasha: There, send Heero to wake Meg up.
Heero: Hell no. She's really mean in the morning.
Duo: *pushes Heero* Go on, man! You're her favorite.
Heero: *grabs Duo's arm and flings him forward* She loves you too! You go wake her up!
Duo: Erk! *scampers over to Lissa* Yeah, well, I have people that care about me and wouldn't want me to die!
Heero: *sweatdrops* So do I! More than I care for! *glances at Trowa* She still likes you a lot, why don't you go do it? You have no emotional attachment to anyone.
Duo: Only if you ignore his big-brother persona with Quatre.
Quatre: *eyes shimmer and latches onto Trowa's arm* I never had a brother before!
Trowa: ...Well, now I do. Send Wufei.
While they continue to argue, Meg has already woken up.
Meg: *yawns and walks over to her closet* Hmmm... *tugs on the door* Eh? *tugs again and blinks sleepily* ....Screw it. *walks out of her room*
Cloud: *blinks awake* Huh? Is somebody out there? Can you let me out now? ..........Awwn.........
Wufei: I refuse to go into that onna's room!
Videl: *blinks* Can I ask why?
Wufei: ...It's unjust to ask a man to enter a woman's personal space.
Kenny: Oh, you're just scared.
Meg: *mumbles* That sounds like something Sean would say.
Lissa: *blinks in surprise* There she is! Meg, why are you in your pajamas?
Meg: Um... *scrunches up face thoughtfully* Oh yeah, my closet door was stuck or something.
Piccolo: *frowns* So you were awake all this time?
Meg: *blinks* No. I was sleeping then I woke up.
Trunks: She's half-asleep. You shouldn't ask her hard questions when she's half asleep ^_^
Lissa: *looking around* Where's Sean?
Ashka: *waves hand dismissively* Wherever. He was taking in caffeine like no tomorrow yesterday, he probably jetlagged and passed out on the lawn.
Goten: Ashka... Jetlag is from traveling.
Ashka: *pouts* Are you saying Ed is wrong for calling it jetlag?
Goten: *sweatdrops* Of course not.
Ashka: Good ^.^
Wufei: I'm... going to go outside. *shifty eyes and walks outside*
Gokou: *staring intently at Meg* How come your closet was stuck?
Meg: Um... there was a... shiny thing... *squints eyes and waves hand in the air in front of her*
Lissa: *blinks* I uh... think we should wake her up now. She's doing that dreamlike thing again.
Gohan: *steps in front of Meg and waves a hand in her face* ...Nah, she's gone.
Meg: Shiny thing. *pokes Gohan in the nose*
Gohan: ...O_o;; Unless I totally missed something, my nose is not a shiny thing.
Meg: *blinks in surprise* Oh my god! Sorry ^.^;;
Kenny: I think somebody needs coffee.
Ashka: Sean drank all the coffee.
Meg: Speaking of, where'd he run off to?
Wufei: *walking back in* He is not in the back yard.
All: *blink at Wufei*
Duo: Uh... 'Fei... What were you doing looking for him?
Wufei: The Great Wufei HAPPENED to be in the backyard and recalled an onna saying that he was in the backyard and had to prove her wrong.
All: *blink blink*
Duo: ...Ah.
A chirping noise is heard, but everybody ignores it except for Lissa. She runs over to a computer and gasps...
Lissa: Oh no! Hurricane's heading this way! We should all take cover in the Barracks til it's over!
Trowa: *frowns* Where'd you hear this?
Lissa: The weather bug!
Meg: *sweatdrops* You're listening to that loser thing again?
LissaIt's not a loser! It's the weather bug! Tells you all your weather needs!
Kenny: *arches an eyebrow* It's a retarded program cluttering up the taskbar.
Lissa: *glares* It's not retarded! It's the weather bug! Tells you-
Kenny: *walking away* Yeah, yeah. Tells you all your weather needs. Whatever...
Lissa: Hey wait! We have to get ready for the Hurricane!
Gokou: *wide eyed* But Sean's still outside!
Lissa: *blinks* And?
Vejita: And a hurricane is coming, dolt.
Lissa: Oh my god! We have to save Sean! *runs out, only to return seconds later* I said COME ON!
Vejita: I'm not going anywhere.
Lissa: All of you! Come on! MEG! LET'S GO!
Meg: *blinks* Where are we going?
Lissa: To find Sean!
Wufei: Oh on~nas...
Meg & Lissa: *look at Wufei*
Wufei: *points outside* The Great Wufei doesn't think you'll have to look far.
Everyone looks outside and are surprised at how dark is it. What is even more suprising is the makeshift castle in the backyard and the 5 figures sitting around the RR's picnic table. One is bound and gagged, but the rest are just sitting there...
Videl: ...That's....
Lissa: SEAN!
Videl: No, it's...
Wufei: TREIZE?!
Videl: >.O No, it's...
Quatre: Oh look! That's Zechs!
Videl: *turning red* No, damnit, it's...
Heero: *horrified* RELENA?!
Videl: NO DAMNIT! IT'S SEPHIROTH!!!
The shout causes the group outside to look up in surprise, and everyone goes silent. A pounding noise is heard from Meg's room...
Meg: *frowns and goes to investigate*
Everyone in RR: *go outside*
Lissa: Sean! What the hell are you doing outside! There's a hurricane coming!
Sean: *calmly* Oh, that's not a hurricane. Sephiroth just summoned meteor in the small children's TV show realm.
All: *surprised* What??
Treize: *shrugs* We all decided it was unimportant and concluded that getting rid of it was the best decision.
Zechs: Also, there's too many damn heroes in that realm that could try to stop us.
Kenny: What the hell is this, the Evil Rulers of The World Club?
Zechs: *glares accusingly at Sean* You told!
Sean: I did not! I've been conquering realms all day!
Sephiroth: Silence!
Meg: *barges out dragging Cloud along behind her* Okay, somebody better explain what the HELL this bishonen was doing locked in my closet or I'm going to get annoyed.
Zechs & Treize: He did it. *point at Sean*
Sean: Hey!
Sephiroth: *shrugs* Well you did.
Sean: *frowns* Sellouts.
Meg: *glares at Relena* Why the HELL is she tied up and gagged? No wait, I don't care. Why the hell is she in our backyard?
Treize: She's... *cringes* She's part of the Evil Rulers of The World Club.
Meg: ...... *stands and blinks at Treize*
Heero: ...... You're joking, right?
Relena: *squeals and tries to jump towards Heero, which results in landing flat-faced on the dirt*
Lissa: ...She's an evil ruler?
Relena: *writhes around on the ground*
Heero: *steps away*
Sean: *sweatdrops* Looks evil to me.
Meg: *eyes the group* So... What exactly do you rule right now?
Sephiroth: Everything.
Zechs: Well, almost everything. We couldn't rule over the website portion of the universe.
Lissa: *walks over and sits at the table, grinning evilly (yes, evilly)* I think we could help you with that.
Meg: *grins* Hai hai. We're webmistresses after all - I'm sure we could handle the internet no problem.
Lissa: *nods* So we have a deal?
Sephiroth: *growls* Hell no! I'm not sharing the world with two more people! Prepare to die! *draws masamune*
Heero: *trains gun on Sephiroth* Omae o korosu.
Meg: *arches an eyebrow*
Sephiroth: *glares*
Lissa: Technically, it'll only be one more person. *eyes Relena* You really don't mind if you kick her out, do you? I wouldn't be able to stand sitting near all that pink.
Relena: *writhing*
Sean, Treize, Zechs, & Seph: No.
Meg: *eyes shine* Then we have a deal. Ne? *winks*
Sephiroth: *sweatdrops* Augh. Fine.
Chaozu: *upper lip curls in disgust* Augh. What a skank.
Sean: *frowns* She still seems pretty damned evil to me.
Meg & Lissa: Hehehe ^^;;;
And so, the new Evil Rulers of The World Club (ERotWC) sits in the backyard of the RR and drinks the tea that is happily provided by Quatre. For some odd reason, nobody seems to notice the large banging noise and the flames erupting from the children's TV show portion of the realm...
Cloud: Um... hello? Why am I still here? ...... Hello?
