Meg: *rushes out of the bathroom wearing jeans and.. a towel over her chest* What? What?
Pasha: Meg...
Goten: Your hair's wet
Pasha: You're also missing a shirt.
Meg: *rolls her eyes* No kidding. I just finished taking a shower and I hear cries of pain. *scans the room* There had better be some bloody carnage or I'll make my own
Sean: *points at Ken* He jumped on me. I think I broke something.
Meg: ....He jumped on you? On purpose?
Sean: Well... jumped, was thrown on, same thing.
Kenny: *pushes Gokou away from the computer* No! My game!
Gokou: *teary eyes* The buggy thingies came and blew up my buildings!
Kenny: *sweatdrops* The ZERGS came and blew up MY base!
Gokou: *sniffles and bounces away*
Meg: >.< Sean, you're such a dumbass. *goes back in the bathroom, slamming the door*
Lissa: Don't slam the door! You'll break it!
Sean: Fine. *grabs the TV remote* Ignore my pain. I won't warn you about Gero sneaking into the bathroom while you were out here.
Pasha: She's gonna kill you
Sean: *shrugs*
A scream is heard
Sean: *evil grin*
Gero: *glides through the bathroom door, leaving a large hole and slamming into the wall next to the cage*
Roshi: *in the cage* Did you see her topless?
Gero: *disappointed* No!
Meg: *steps through the hole, still holding the towel* AUGH! *goes in her room, slamming the door*
Lissa: *eyes wide* She broke the door!
Gohan: *walking by carrying a try of fruit* Technically, Gero broke the door.
Lissa: No matter, I'll fix it. Oh Gohan, you shouldn't bring that near Gokou...
Gokou: Whee!
Gohan: DAD! .....Augh. *heading back to the kitchen with an empty plate* Yeah yeah...
Lissa: *grins* Gohan's such a cutie. Now, for that door...
Piccolo: You shouldn't do that.
Lissa: What? Why not?
Piccolo: You know nothing about making doors. It'd be more effective for you to hang a towel over the doorframe.
Lissa: Ugh. Does that mean we have to go buy a door?
Ashka: *appears* Shopping?
Bulma: *does a double take*
Vejita: Don't give yourself whiplash, woman
Bulma: >P *looks to Ashka* Where'd you come from?
Ashka: *shifty eyes* Nowhere
Bulma: *blinks* Right.
Lissa: Okay... And Ashi, we're going door shopping.
Ashka: *grins* You're going door shopping. I'm going regular shopping.
Meg: *walks out of her room*
Sean: *mock-surprise* Meg! You found a shirt!
Meg: *sticks her tongue out*
Kenny: *shuts off the computer and sighs*
Trunks: What's your problem?
Kenny: I just lost pretty much everything. I'd have to start from scratch, and I don't feel like it right now.
Gokou: *bounces by* Whee!
Chichi: *chasing Gokou* Gokou! Come back here!
Ashka: *sings* Call you up in the middle of the night, like a firefly without a light.
Pasha: You were there like a blowtorch burning, I was a key that could use a little turning.
Meg: So tired that I couldn't even sleep, so many secrets I couldn't keep.
Ashka: Promised myself I wouldn't weep, one more promise I couldn't keep.
Pasha: It seems no one can help me now, I'm in too deep - there's no way out.
Meg:This time I've really led myself astray.
All 3: Runaway train never going back. Wrong way on a one-way track. Seems like I should be getting somewhere, somehow I'm neither here nor there!
Lissa: *blank stare* Are you done?
All 3: *nod*
Lissa: Okay then.
And so, the RR crew headed to a nearby mall...
Kenny: Oh!
Alex: Electronics!
Gohan: Let's go!
All 3: *run off*
Meg: *smirks* Well I'll just go to..
Lissa: No way! You're going door shopping with me! *drags Meg away*
Meg: No! Wahh! *grabs Piccolo's arm*
Piccolo: *eyes widen* What?
Meg: *watery eyes* You come too! Doors are boring!
Tien: I'll come and keep you company, Meg!
Meg: *whines*
Yamcha: Lissa! Baby! Wait for me!
Lissa: *whines*
Piccolo: *sigh* Fine, I'll go. But if I have to, *glances around* Then Sean has to go.
Sean: What?!
Meg & Lissa: Deal.
Sean: No way!
Piccolo: *dramatic point* To the door selling place!
Lissa: Well said.
Piccolo: I know. *grabs Sean and drags him along*
Sean: Argh! No! I'll gut you good!
Meg: Sean sweetie, you know we don't let you bring your sword to populated areas!
Sean: Shut up ~_~
Meg: *snickers*
All 4: *head to the door section of the mall, followed by the oldies and the losers*
Ashka: CLOTHES! C'mon, Goten! *drags him away*
Pasha: Oh, good idea! *drags Trunks away*
Trunks: Noo! Not... clothes!
Goten: Don't complain, it makes them walk faster.
Trunks: *groans*
Pasha: I love unlimited credit.
Ashka: Yeah, internet malls are so great. Omigod! LEATHER!
Goten: Leather?! NO WAY! *pulls back*
Ashka: *spins, stops pulling and slams into Goten*
Goten: Ow >_<
Ashka: *presses against him* You're GOING to wear leather and you're GOING to enjoy it! *winks* Of course, if you don't, I will.
Trunks: *blinks at Pasha* I thought Ashka was the cutesy one, and you were the crazy and cruel temptress?
Pasha: Mm! Trunksish ^.^ *glomps*
Trunks: *sweatdrops* Ha ha.
Gokou: Chichi...
Chichi: No, we're not going to the supermarket.
Gokou: No.. Chichi..
Chichi: We're not going to the pet shop either.
Gokou: No, Chichi..
Chichi: *sighs* What is it, Gokou?
Gokou: *starry eyes* Can we go to the toy store?
Chichi: ...Sure. Why not?
Gokou: *hugs Chichi* I love you, Chichi.
Chichi: *smiles*
Gokou: LET'S GO! *grabs Chichi's hand and takes off running*
Videl: *looks around*
Bulma: Oh Videl, where's Gohan?
Videl: *points* Electronics
Bulma: OH! *runs off*
Videl: o.o; *sits on a bench*
Vejita: ~_~ *sits on the bench too*
Both: ...
Whoa, excitement. Do we dare turn away?
Videl: *fidgets, glancing around*
Vejita: *clears his throat*
We dare.
Meg: What about... that one?
Lissa: Nope.
Meg: That one?
Lissa: Nope.
Meg: This one?
Piccolo: You pointed at that one already.
Tien: I think that one's perfect!
Yamcha: No, it's not good enough for my goddess!
Tien: Well, I think it's perfect.
Gero: Nobody cares about what you think.
Sean: *kicks Chaozu*
Chaozu: Ow! Tien!
Sean: *whistles innocently*
Yamcha: You? Innocent? That's a laugh.
Sean: Speak again and I'll kill you.
Yamcha: Eep *shuts up*
Salesman: Hello there! Can I help you?
Meg: We want a door.
Lissa: No Meg, we came in here for a sink.
Meg: Well if we did, then you're really dumb
Lissa: >P
Roshi: My goddess wants a door! Get one!
Lissa: *shudders* Don't call me that!
Roshi: Ah, not in public my love? *clicks his tongue*
Lissa: Ew! No! Never! PICCOLO!
Piccolo: *drags Roshi away*
Salesman: *sweatdrops* So, what kind of door would you like?
Meg: Well, one that doesn't break when an old looking android is flung into it.
Lissa: Actually, it was a good thing it did break.
Meg: *ponders* True. Okay, one with... uh.... ?
Sean: Oh my god... Look, fool. Get me a wooden door with a lock - but not some old fashioned lock with some keyhole either. Okay? Can you do that?
Salesman: What color?
Sean, Meg, & Lissa: White.
Salesman: You got it.
Lissa: Don't break this one Meg.
Meg: Shaddup.
Back in the clothing store...
Ashka: Come on Goten, get out here and strut for me!
Goten: *behind a changing room door* I feel like a retard
Ashka: I don't care. All that matters is that you look sexy.
Trunks: Again with the roll switching?
Pasha: *purrs*
Trunks: Only one switch? *sweatdrops*
Pasha: Goten, get your chubby ass out here so Trunks can get changed!
Trunks: Goten, take your time!
Ashka: Honey, either come out or I'm coming in and DRAGGING you out!
Pasha: And you know she will.
Goten: All right, all right! I'm coming! *opens the changing room door and walks out sporting black leather pants* These are hot! >_<
Ashka: O.O *jaw drops*
Pasha: *smiles* That means she likes them, Goten.
Ashka: Mm! Leatherish *.* *goes to pet*
Goten: *jumps back* Ashi!
Trunks: She's in that happy place...
Ashka: *pouts* Goten! Leatherish! *lunges*
Goten: Ack! *holds her away* Ashi, we're in a store!
Pasha: Yeah Ashka,
Trunks: Save it for the bedroom!
Trunks & Pasha: *snicker*
Goten: You're NOT helping!
Ashka: *whines*
Trunks: *grinning* Why would we help? This is entertaining.
Pasha: *giggles*
Goten: *groans*
Well... O.o We might as well check on the group in the Electronics section. It seems they're all in heaven...
Alex: Ohmygawd! Everquest sequels! *squeals*
Kenny: *staring at the row upon row of games, drooling*
Bulma: I'll take this, and this, and this, and this, and this...
Gohan: Wow! I could use this in the Lab I don't have!
Alex: *holding about 9 games, still pulling some off the shelf* If you don't have a Lab, what could you use it for?
Kenny: *drooling*
Gohan: *looks at the gadget in his hands* ...Paperweight?
Bulma: And this, and this, and this, and this...
Kenny: *still drooling*
Alex: *extends her metal arm and whacks Ken* You're drooling a puddle on the floor!
Kenny: ...Wha? *snaps out of it* Whoa.. where the hell am I?
Bulma: And this, and this, and this, and this, oh! Look at that! *wanders*
Kenny: Ah. Electronics store. *gazes at games* Ooooooh... *eyes glaze over and he starts to drool again*
Gohan & Alex: *sweatdrop*
Gohan: Hey Ken! Look! A card store!
Kenny: What? WHERE?! *scampers away*
Alex: *her arm transforms into a shopping cart* There! Sooo much better. *drops all her stuff in the cart*
Gohan: Ooohhh... Mad Scientist Lab Kit!
Alex: *sweatdrops* How old are you again?
Weee! Let's check on Vejita and Videl...
Videl: *glancing around nervously*
Vejita: *has fallen asleep on the bench*
Okay! That was great. Well... looks like the day of shopping is almost over: everyone's heading back to the bench! Yaaay!
Sean: *carrying the door* This door seems weak.
Lissa: Why do you say that?
Sean: It's so light. Watch. *tosses it up in the air, and almost drops it on a person's head*
Meg & Lissa: SEAN!
Sean: *snickers*
Tien: *tries reassuring the person* It's okay, he's not usually a psychopath like that
Yamcha: Yeah he is. And come on Tien, your eye's freaking that guy out.
Ashka: I refuse to believe that.
Pasha: It's true! You tried mauling Goten!
Trunks: While saying stuff like "leatherish"! Look at him, he's in shock!
Goten: *walking along quietly, a strange shade of red*
Ashka: *blinks* No way. I would soooo not do that.
Trunks: Yes you did! You do the same thing when you talk to Ed!
Ashka: *sweatdrops* Trunks, you're crazy. I don't talk to Ed
Meg: *listening to their convo* Yes you do. You talk to him all the time, and then you say "Ed says, You suck" or something.
Ashka: I do not! You're all liars! *stomps away*
Lissa: I think that time we left her alone did something to her o.o;
All: *nod*
Later, back at the RR, Gokou's running a new toy truck along the rug while Ed and Ashka watch TV and munch popcorn...
Ashka: Gokou, do I talk to Ed?
Gokou: Vrooooom.*nods*
Ashka: I do not! Ed, do I talk to you?
Ed: ....
Ashka: See? Ed says I don't.
Gokou: *blinks, eyes glazing over, and crashes the truck into the couch* Whicky whicky whicky....
