~There's nothing special about today. It's as normal as they come. The cast members are scattered around the RR entertaining themselves. Lissa, however, has separated herself from the group. Wonder what she's up to?~
Lissa: *is in a corner with a calculator, pad, and pencil*
Pasha: *wanders over* Hey Lissy, what cha doin’?
Lissa: *freaks and throws her body over her items* Nothing!
Pasha: o.O
Lissa: *sighs* Stupid! Don’t sneak up on me like that!
Pasha: I...didn’t?
Lissa: *relaxes and sits up*
Pasha: So...what are you doing?
Lissa: It’s a surprise.
Pasha: *loudly* A surprise!? I love surprises!
Lissa: SH! Don’t you know the meaning of surprise?!
Pasha: Duh. What do you think I am, stupid?
Lissa: *stares*
Pasha: Shut up!
Lissa*snickers and goes back to calculating and reviewing things*
Pasha: Ok really, what are you doing?
Lissa: Planning....something.
Pasha: Planning what?
Lissa: Something way overdue....
Pasha: Which is?
Lissa: A surprise!
Pasha: Ugh! You’re such a jerk! *storms off*
Trunks: *watches Pasha stomp passed him angrily*
Goten: Look what you did man, she hates you.
Trunks: o_O What?
Goten: Don’t tell me you don’t know what you did?
Trunks: But.....I didn’t do anything...
Goten: That’s what you think.
Trunks: *blinks and grows nervous* I did something? *pauses* What....what did I do?
Goten: Don’t ask me, I’m not your girlfriend.
Trunks: *panics* Oh God.... Pashi! *chases*
Goten: *grins and snickers*
Meg: *skips in, gnawing something brown* Hi Lissa!
Lissa: *freaks, yet again, and throws her body over her items* What!? Can‘t I get some privacy?!
Meg: O.O
Lissa: *blinks, tilting her head* Are you eating a piece of shit?
Meg: *furrows her brow* Piece of shit?
Lissa: *gestures to the brown thing in Meg’s hand* Piece of shit.....
Meg: *gasps* No!
Lissa: It looks like a dooty....
Meg: It’s a Payday!
Lissa: Oh...you sure?
Meg: Yes!
Lissa: Ok.
Meg: Anyway, what are you doing?
Lissa: Why does everyone ask me that?!
Meg: Ya know what...never mind.
Lissa: Yeah. That’s right. Dooty eater.
Meg: It’s not a dooty!
Lissa: Of course.
Meg: *walks off and sits next to Kenny*
Kenny: *eyes Meg*
Meg: What are you looking at?
Kenny: *points to the brown thing she’s eating* Is that.....
Meg: No, damn it! It’s not!
Kenny: *raises hands up in defense* All right, just asking.
Meg: *huffs loudly and shoves the rest of the candy in her mouth*
Chaozu: The whore’s eating dooties now. What will she do next?
Meg: Get lost, camel face.
Chaozu: Skank.
Meg: TERMITE! *slams her foot onto Chaozu’s*
Chaozu: *screams* Tien!
Tien: *sighs* Go get some ice, Chaozu.
Goten: *watching* Looks like Lissa’s just pissing everyone off today. Wonder what she’s doing.
Pasha: *pouting* Well, don’t ask, she’ll just freak out and start screaming.
Trunks: *cradles Pasha on his lap* I’m just glad I didn’t do anything. *glares at Goten*
Goten: *sweatdrops*
Pasha: *pats Trunks’ cheek* Of course you didn’t do anything. Besides, if you did, I’d let you know right away.
Trunks: Thanks.....
Pasha: No problem.
Sean: *walks over and starts conversing quietly with Lissa*
All: *watch*
Meg: How come she’s not yelling at him?
All: *shrug*
Ashka: *ignores the yelling and toys with her Ed doll while watching TV*
Vejita: *sighs, disgusted* What is this?
Ashka: Winnie the Pooh. ^.^
Vejita: This is a child’s show.
Ashka: No it’s not! It’s for Ashkas too!
Vejita: Grow up.
Ashka: I already did! Why don‘t you, you big....sissy man!
Vejita: *leans forward, his eyes darkening* Sissy man?
Ashka: SISSY MAN, SISSY MAN!
Goten: Ashka....tone it down a notch...
Bulma: Vejita, don’t get her started.
Vejita: Woman! She’s nothing but a....
Bulma: *cuts him off* I SAID, don’t get her started!
Vejita: *rolls his eyes*
Ashka: *grins and sways back and forth as cutsey music from the TV begins* I’m just a little black rain cloud hovering under the honey tree. I’m only a little black rain cloud, pay no attention to little me. *tosses Ed around* Oh, everyone knows that a rain cloud never eats honey, no not a nip. I’m just floating around, over the ground, wondering where I will drip. *pauses and sways to the musical break* Oh, everyone knows that a rain cloud never eats honey, no not a nip. I’m just floating around, over the ground, wondering where I will drip. *giggles*
All: *stare*
Pasha: She’s in her happy place again.
Trunks: Definitely.
Goten: *sweatdrops*
~Everyone’s interrupted as Lissa and Sean get up and leave the RR~
All: *watch*
Gokou: *follows the two*
Pasha: No Gokou, you’ll just get blasted!
Gokou: *leaves and enters the kitchen*
ChiChi: Oh dear.
Gohan: Poor Tousan.
Goten: *nods*
Ashka: You’re not going in there to save him?
Gohan: Are you insane? I want to live.
Ashka: *looks at Goten*
Goten: If you want me to be the father of your children Ashi, you’ll keep me right here by your side and out of the kitchen.
Ashka: Wuss.
Goten: Am not.
Ashka: Are too.
Goten: No, I’m smart.
Ashka: No, you’re a wuss.
Goten: ~_~
Pasha and Trunks: *snicker*
~In the kitchen Lissa and Sean are seated at the table discussing something. Gokou walks in and plants himself in a chair and listens~
Lissa: Ok, we won’t need to worry about parking since we all won’t fit in a car.
Sean: Right. We’ll just rent a buss and have it drop us off.
Lissa: Yeah. No one’s an child so that’s $46.64 times....how many.....*counts*....twenty-one. Ouch....
Sean: $979.44.
Lissa: Damn! What a scam. And that’s without tax.
Sean: Yeah well, what do you expect?
Lissa: Something cheaper. But, I guess it’s really not a problem since we have unlimited credit. Thank God for that.
Sean: No kidding.
Lissa: Oh, and don’t forget all that extra cash we’ll need for food and what not. They don’t except checks and credit cards the last time I was there. Can you go and cash some out later?
Sean: Yeah. How much?
Lissa: Lots....
Sean: *thinking* You should get some kind of discount or a free meal for this. I mean, it’s the least they could do with all the money you’re going to be given them.
Lissa: They should. Those little money thieving bastards. We could just cancel and they won’t get a cent from me.
Sean: That’ll show ‘em....
Lissa: But we’re not going to so we’ll just have to deal. Besides, it‘s for a good cause.
Sean: Right.
Gokou: *watches, confused*
Lissa: They open at nine in the morning and close about an hour after sunset, but that’s just the park, all the shops and stuff are open later I think. Plus it’s the summer so yeah....I bet it’s all open later. We’re good.
Sean: Great.
Lissa: *scribbles things down on her pad*
Sean: You’re doing a really nice thing. Well, I think it’s nice.
Lissa: Yeah, but it’s all well deserved and totally late. I feel horrible.
Sean: Don’t. It’ll be all good tomorrow.
Lissa: You think?
Sean: Yup.
Lissa: I hope so.
Sean: *sits back in his chair* You sure picked the right place to move.
Lissa: Hell yeah. Though it’s so damn expensive.
Sean: Ripper offers.
Lissa: *nods* Damn straight.
Gokou: *blinks* Hey guys.....what are you talking about?
Lissa and Sean: *look at one another and then back at Gokou*
Lissa: Promise not to tell?
Gokou: *nods*
Lissa: Ok. This is what we’re doing.....
~*shakes finger* Ah, ah, ah! As Lissa would say, don’t you know the meaning of a secret? You’ll find out just like everyone else later. Actually....all you have to do is click on to the next chapter so....click away.~
